What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
( raises the roof but also raises my kids right )
|—||Mark Twain (via flowerette)|
this is really really sad….
this is THE most relevant thing to my life right now. I have my mother’s mouth and my father’s eyes.
god, i love this
I’m so sad
"Nice Guy" logic.
What the fuck?! Someone light this fucker on fire, please.
this kind of manipulative bullshit enrages me
he is a sexist fuck, and they called him on it, and he made THE RECEIVER OF UNWANTED SEXIST BULLSHIT the person in the wrong
manipulative and disgusting
fall in a pit of needles sir
What the fucking fuck is this bullshit? Dudebro threatens to rape a woman, and when called out for doing so goes all “Aha! You fell right into my trap!”? Fucking hell.